Every once in a while I like to listen to John Pine's song, "Dear Abby." It's humorous and does contain some lyrics that make me laugh out loud. So, I'm sharing the lyrics that I found on:
https://genius.com/John-prine-dear-abby-lyrics
Please take a moment to listen and read the words.
It's Saturday and tonight the Richmond Spider basketball team faces the George Mason Patriots. They are at 13-3 and we are at 10-5. Go Spiders!